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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 4:58:05 GMT -5
I may be five years removed from being an actual bartender, but that didn't stop me from making the tastiest (and probably gayest) drink of all time. For the fellow Cocktail Connoisseurs of HMF, you should give this one a shot. What you will need: Rocks Glass (8-12oz), Vodka, Milk, Whipped Cream, Nesquik Strawberry Milk Mix, Shaker Bottle, Tablespoon, and a counter to set your drink on. Ingredients: 1 oz. Vodka (or more, for the alcoholics)Fill Glass with Milk and Empty Into Shaker1 tbsp. Strawberry Milk Mix 1 tbsp. Whipped Cream Shake and ServeI call it The Flaming Jason! Not to be confused with the Flaming Moe, which uses actual fire, this drink will mostly be adored by women and flaming homosexuals. Hence, The Flaming Jason. It is also compatible with Nesquik Chocolate Milk Mix, for the losers who prefer Chocolate Milk to Strawberry Milk. Just ask for the Strawberry Flaming Jason, or the Chocolate Flaming Jason! Just leave out the vodka for the Arnold Palmer version (seen below).
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Post by J-Mac Attack on Nov 29, 2016 16:44:19 GMT -5
Jason, I never thought of you as a Girl Drink Drunk. That looks disgusting. Then again....I do love me some Margaritas. I ain't ashamed. I think I just came out of the cocktail closet.......
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Post by Monster on Nov 29, 2016 18:32:34 GMT -5
I thought it sounded pretty good.
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 18:44:34 GMT -5
Jason, I never thought of you as a Girl Drink Drunk. That looks disgusting. Then again....I do love me some Margaritas. I ain't ashamed. I think I just came out of the cocktail closet....... I'm not. But this is the bomb-diggity.
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Post by Tiggnutz on Nov 29, 2016 19:15:34 GMT -5
I would drink that.....at home
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Post by Tiggnutz on Nov 29, 2016 19:16:51 GMT -5
I am getting a little tired of beer its time for tigg to take it up a notch
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 19:17:51 GMT -5
I would drink that.....at home In the closet.
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 19:18:24 GMT -5
I am getting a little tired of beer its time for tigg to take it up a notch Try the Flaming Jason. It's quite yum.
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Post by Tiggnutz on Nov 29, 2016 19:22:52 GMT -5
I would drink that.....at home In the closet. In a box with a fox
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 19:24:47 GMT -5
I thought it sounded pretty good. Is good. Make one. Be sure to shake your shaker bottle vigorously (about 20x) before serving. Like you're beating off to a Wham poster.
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Post by J-Mac Attack on Nov 29, 2016 19:46:18 GMT -5
I am getting a little tired of beer its time for tigg to take it up a notch Try the Flaming Jason. It's quite yum. The testi-est cocktail of all time!
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Post by Reign in Blood on Nov 29, 2016 20:28:09 GMT -5
I would try this cocktail... when I turn gay, hence never!
What the fuck, there's never been a vodka milkshake before?
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Post by Reign in Blood on Nov 29, 2016 20:31:23 GMT -5
Just called up Trump, he's all "this is Hillary level drink".
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Post by DancesWithWerewolves on Nov 29, 2016 20:42:49 GMT -5
Looks good to me. I'm not normally a Vodka person, but I'd try it. Not sure if it would look as good if it were chocolate. I prefer anything chocolate with bourbon (like a Jim Beam chocolate milkshake. Delish).
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Post by Ava on Nov 29, 2016 21:19:23 GMT -5
I don't like vodka or milk. What else you got?
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Post by J-Mac Attack on Nov 29, 2016 21:56:02 GMT -5
I don't like vodka or milk. What else you got? Probably something called the Brokeback Mountain.
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Post by Headhunter on Nov 29, 2016 22:29:12 GMT -5
Looks good to me. I'm not normally a Vodka person, but I'd try it. Not sure if it would look as good if it were chocolate. I prefer anything chocolate with bourbon (like a Jim Beam chocolate milkshake. Delish). Omg yes, I used to make whisky shakes all the time. Usually with Jameson.
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2016 22:38:45 GMT -5
I don't like vodka or milk. What else you got? Well, a co-worker and I invented a pretty killer shot back when I was tending bar. 1/2 oz. Dekuyper Hot Damn 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps. It tastes like mouthwash. We called it Scope. Dekuyper Hot Damn is cinnamon flavored and 100 proof, so if you're not careful it might lay you out.
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Post by DancesWithWerewolves on Nov 29, 2016 22:41:50 GMT -5
Looks good to me. I'm not normally a Vodka person, but I'd try it. Not sure if it would look as good if it were chocolate. I prefer anything chocolate with bourbon (like a Jim Beam chocolate milkshake. Delish). Omg yes, I used to make whisky shakes all the time. Usually with Jameson. Whiskey Shakes *high five*
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Post by Reign in Blood on Nov 30, 2016 14:52:44 GMT -5
Omg yes, I used to make whisky shakes all the time. Usually with Jameson. Whiskey Shakes *high five* *three high five* Which is why I couldn't comprehend it, whiskey shakes are the shiz.
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